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Sunday, January 10, 2010

An open letter to Cowboys fans

An open letter to Cowboys fans. It is on perhaps one of the coldest days my testicles can recall that I congratulate you on your win. As I stare out upon the frozen water top of the trash strewn retaining pond I am reminded of Americas Team and its fans. For greater than a dozen years you Cowboys fans have remained hidden, frozen much like the old shoes, dirty diapers and papst beer cans that lay motionless beneath the ice of the pond. Yesterday was your ray of sunlight that warmed a spot on the icecap of your long and bitter exile. It will allow you to crawl out, slithering like the snakes you are, to rear your heads as if nobody has taken note of your silence for all of these years. The past few weeks have allowed the rest of us living outside of the dump pond to look into it, taking notice of the garbage, refuse and critters that inhabit that pathetic world. Let your voice roar Cowboys fans, let it echo off the walls of an empty Linc and bounce from the barren floors of sports bars across the region. Stick out your chests and show off your brand new Cowboys shirts and proclaim your life long love for your team. Do it proud, but do it swiftly for the cold chill that has kept you quiet for all of these years is closing upon you. The heat from the passing sun will soon move on and the ice will thicken again. Be sure to leave yourself enough time and excuses to scurry back to the scum pit of which you dwell. Do not forsake the rocks of which you have hidden for a decade for you will soon see, as the rest of us have for so many years...Dallas Sucks!

45 comments:

Caffienefrog said...

I understand your mis placed agression and your transference of attitude. It is only the one who feels it necessary to scorn others in light of their own deficiencies that is the true trash and belongs in that scum pond called Philidephia. Where is your new stadium, your head coach and your QB, where is your reciever, what is his name, seems forever since we have seen him, and where is your defense? Oh I know, at the bottom of thae scum pond trying to reach the hieghts of the Dallas Cowboys. To sum it up, you as a Philly Fan just like your city and your team have nothing to be appreciated or anticipated. For it is those that you have decided to lash out against that have moved on and will be playing next week while you and your eagles, out of flight, will be, well....sucking as you always have. This is a Cowboys Division and you are outside looking in.

Caffienefrog said...

EAGLES SUCK

Caffienefrog said...

Hey Philly! You are where you belong, in the sewer!!

funnebone said...

See, you suck!

Caffienefrog said...

Wait, according to the crap sputtering from your letter above, cowboys will go back to where they came from? Where is that, 5 Superbowls? how many have your clipped winged eagles seen? What defines a winner? SUCCESS, something eagles fans have never seen.

funnebone said...

Don't hurt yourself reaching back...way back....to those bowls. I was very clear in stating you are having your time in the sun, a short one, but nevertheless a grand old time. But the bragging and bravado has just been noticed recently. Where were all of your people for the last year or two months...it is only now that the stench rises like the plumes of sewage from a freshly uncapped manhole!

Caffienefrog said...

Funnebone, What comes around go's around. Don't dish the crap if you can't take it. Funny how the only response to this original posting is from a Cowboys fan! I guess the rest of you know the original post is just crap, you know who is better, you know your eagles suck and unfortunately there is nothing you can do about it, the best QB you have is McNabb, the best reciever is Jackson, the RB is Westbrook though the best coach you have is not smart enough to play him. To Bad. Suck it up and realize the only words you have to say are "see you suck" is it because "suck" is the only thing you know how to do? Have a great life, I feel pretty confident in knowing your eagles will NOT see another winning season for a very long time.

Caffienefrog said...

and how far back to a bowl of your own that you actually won? And yes, ONCE AGAIN, we will have our time in sun and enjoy every minute of it! Yours is over and so as we climb out of the pond you will just sink in the pond and again, I have all confidence you will drown before you ever resurface. So, enjoy the floating crap of yesterdays eagles performance, breath it all in and right before you see your last light make sure you notice there are no signs of eagle life around you while you and your fellow fans suck in all of the Philly press and the firings and the polution created by your loss to the COWBOYS 3 TIMES this year, as you pass out, I will be watching THE BOYS go to ANOTHER SuperBowl.

JJ said...

Its great to see such a bandwagon fan base grow for such a team such as the Girls. You see Eagles fans are always loyal. When the Eagles win we are happy. When the Eagles lose we are mad. But weather we win or lose we know that we are true Eagles fans. We don't route for them because of something they may have done before. We do so because you can't Fu*k with a Philly Crowd. I would like to see you grow the balls and say that in Such the great city of Philadelphia. The truth is you will be beat down and disposed of. However by us coming down to Dallas you fail to see this.

The support even goes as far as Phillies players traveling to Dallas to watch the Eagles. So what you might have is a little shining through your pond but like said it will freeze up and you will all soon forget about them. However no one will ever forget about the Eagles because we are the city of brotherly love!

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