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Thursday, December 4, 2008

Death on Black Friday, Lawsuit on Green Wednesday

The family of the Walmart employee trampled by a raucous crowd in a Long
Island Walmart on Black Friday has filed a lawsuit. Jdimytai Damour was
hired as a temporary worker but it is unclear as to what his specific
position was or how exactly you pronounce his name. The suit names Walmart,
Green Acres Mall, a realty company and the security company all as
defendants and the family's lawyer plans to also add Nassau County and the
Nassau County Police and everyone who wears shoes sized 3 through 14 and a
half on Long Island.
The lawsuit was filed in the Bronx where the victims sister lives and where
the jury is more apt to give away a bizillion dollars. Apparently mourning
starts in Long Island just after the first lawyer picks up the phone.

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